"Paris Hilton Ate Corn with Me"
In the midst of the dark days of Paris Hilton, here's something on the lighter side... a funny story about running into Paris in a line tryin to buy some corn... Paris Hilton Ate Corn with Me at Coachella

Tails of Paris...
Paris Hilton's ass backwards upskirt
Tina Fey calls Paris a piece of sh*t
Paris's ass-flash tour of terror

We love the pictures of Paris looking clueless as she tries to buy corn, below...

Check out this funny story from LauraFries.com!..

q. She looks short.
a. Yes, I am 5′ 6″ and she was several inches shorter than me.

q. Did she smell good?
a. I could only smell corn.

q. Was she nice?
a. She wasn’t mean.

q. Was she bony?
a. Yes, like the coccyx of Satan.