Paris and K-Fed Are Sad
This photo of Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline out in Vegas made us sad. Try as they might to hustle up a little "we still got it" magic, they both fail miserably. K-Fed's throwing his played signs, Paris trying to work her come-hither lazy eye... they're so over.

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