The 12 Days of Dogmas...
... in one day! On the 1st day of Dogmas la la la la...

2 scrunchy faces
3 bathing Buddys
4 stocky legs
5 under bite teeth
6 pounds of bone
7 seconds in a biker cap
8 little paws
9th missing reindeer
10 minute dog nap
11 coarse whiskers
12 chewy bitesss!