Try not to be jealous of Tori and Paris
Their comely beauty taunts us as is to say "you want to be just like us don't you", but frozen in their radiance we can only answer with a shudder. Tori Spelling and Paris Hilton pose backstage at the Much Muisc Video Awards...

To Tori's credit she was great in White Chicks
Paris Hilton instigates a fight outside a club
Tori Spelling has a new show and boobs to go with it
Paris flashes her ass and pees her pants