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Linky goodness
- Can Kevin Federline get any creepier? Yes
- Nelly Furtado is loads of fun to look at!
- Ashlee Simpson has even more plastic surgery
- And now Jessica's all sad and depressed
- Mariah Carey’s legs are over priced
- Taylor Hicks is an old man
- Victoria Beckham is a Cranky Mess
- Paris Hilton's fans attack Pink!
- Kirstie Alley's Paparazzi Water Torture
- Stacy Keibler Drunk in Vegas
- Elizabeth Taylor on Larry King
- Rescue From Summer TV
- Eva Longoria: flash or trash?
- The Story of Shiloh's Namibity
- Rappers against Oprah
- Jude Law jogs in his underwear
- Inside the MTV Movie Awards gift bag
- Jessica Alba might even make it watchable
- Madonna snaps at bored audience member
- You're never too old for a Kmart portrait
- Preview Pirates of the Caribbean 2
- 10 biggest Hollywood chins
- 6 Beers In 10 Seconds
- Happy Birthday FourFour!

Smash hit
The most horrific face plant ever seen on TV, in slow motion, from 3 different angles. The build up, the sound, the spinning and then unspinning legs, it's a human train wreck. From this season's So You Think You Can Dance, Dave Warshaw shows how to be a smash hit...

Watch the INSANE video below, stay to the end, they show his face plant 3 times from a couple angles...

Vicious Dog Pack Kills Gator In Florida
Predator on predator. The animal kingdom can seem cruel at times, but the law of the jungle is survival of the fittest. From YouCantMakeItUp... "Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish"...

Catch the whole hilarious post here.

Monkey taunts two dumbfounded tigers
Three cubs bite each others head
Messin' with genetics

Scary celebrity clowns
Put clown make-up on some celebrities, and suddenly their strangeness all comes together. From Worth1000, the latest in the series called Clowning around: celebrity clowns

Unusual celebrity makeovers:
Jessica Alba's Full Body Tattoo
Angeline Jolie Sideshow Freak
Edddie Murphy Foot Lover
The Bruse Willis Cyborg

Creepy clowns:
Clowns on smack
Scariest museum in the world
Billy Corgan: Worse than clowns

Beyonce's wet wedgie
Butt Shot Of The Year Award goes to this photo of Beyonce's big wet wonderful ass. We just can't get enought wet, scantilly dressed Beyonce.

Stand Back Y'all, Beyonce Coming Through
99 Problems But A Blowjob Ain't One

The dripping and delicicous full photo is below!

Fame-asses
- Nelly Furtado and Joss Stone bikini pics!
- Angelina and Brad finally have the damn baby
- Christina Aguilera's dilemma: To ho or not to ho
- Are Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal Dating?
- Live with Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa
- Courtney Cox's Secret to Staying Youthful
- Lindsay Lohan is getting out of the US
- Bat Woman has always been a lesbian
- Jessica Alba loves Buddha
- Rachel Bilson is Drunk
- Brit and K-FED Split?
- Paris Hilton exposes herself
- Gwen Stefani's Baby is Here
- People you meet on MySpace
- Vince Vaughn Is A Vampire
- Modern-day Jack the Ripper
- Best moments from this season's ANTM
- Pink's Nipples & The Davinci Code Chick Naked
- Hollywood superagent looking for new protege
- Ben Affleck goes to hospital for headache
- Funniest skit ever on Conan: Jar Barf
- Confessions of a Celebrity Stalker
- The Most Beautiful Child Ever
- Get your makeup dish

The Law of Spokepersonism
People who are designated (by themselves or others) as the "spokesperson" for something are usually the worst possible person to represent that cause or topic.

Charlie Sheen - 12-step Programs
Joan Rivers - Plastic Surgery
Richard Simmons - Weight Loss
George W. Bush - Morality

Gay chicks
A sweet story from Towleroad... "A pair of gay male storks and a pair of lesbian storks are raising children in the Dutch zoo Parc Overloon... The males are reportedly raising a baby stork from a donor egg, while one of the females was fertilized by a male. All the chicks, two of which are pictured below, are doing fine."

Gay Storks Deliver Children to Dutch Zoo
Queers Make Good Parents - In The Animal Kingdom, Too

Animal love:
Baby monkey adopts stray kitten
Newborn squirrel raised with puppies