Say something nice about this asshole

Winning entries in the Say Something Nice About Bill O'Reilly Contest - some of our favorites...

"He's not Ann Coulter."
"His pointer finger is very well muscled."
"There is no odor when I watch him on TV."
and #1... "At least he's not Kevin Federline."

And we'll add... his neck goiter is smaller than Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter.

(Link via BestWeekEver. The doughy shot of Bill is an untouched photo from NAB 2002, via nab.org)