The Drunktionary

a very funny feature from College Humor... The Drunktionary!
(Drunk Term = Sober Translation)
"I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!"
"What’s up, Bro? = What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember?"
"Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me."