doing the math on Fred Durst's teeny weenie
(warning: all links below are not safe for work. and consensus in blogland is that we've all been traumatized forever by these photos)

by now everyone knows that, in addition to the Paris scandal this week, Fred Dust's Sidekick was hacked and a pathetic video of him having sex with some poor woman is making the rounds.

Fred SUCKS. He's a scummy, talentless, JERK. and a notorious ego-maniac (which he proves over and over on his blog.) so it made us very happy to see he ain't bulging up under the belt. we're calling his wimpy little penis at about 4 inches. click here...

...come on girls, you know the move. you go to wrap your hand around a guys cock and, well, your fingers are longer than his rod. so what do you do?... stick out your pinky like you're having high tea! actually if you look closely at the shot she has to leave off the pinky and pull up on the ring finger a little. so looking at Fred's 3 fingers worth of shaft plus his pruney head - our generous calculations say he's packing 4.5 inches (hard.)

and OH-MY-GOD - we just found this hilarious story on our favorite site of the day called... "Did I ever tell you about the time Fred Durst tried to pick me up?" - it's awesome!

UPDATE: check out Fred's needy email to Paris Hilton after she ditched him (Tue, 16 Nov 2004)...
"So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you. I come to LA for two days today then back to the woods until christmas. I know you love me and haven't been able to replace me!! I haven't fucking shaved since I saw you! I've been in a depression. But more clear than ever. wfd"

(small note: this post is a juvenile laugh at Durst, cuz he’s an ass. size doesn’t matter; it’s all about how you turn it out.)